Goodr Mach Gs Captain Blunt's Red-Eye Sunglasses (MG-OR-RS2-RF) are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames.
This is a fictional depiction of the real captain blunt... He's a commercial airline pilot and Navy Captain who once saved a Boeing 747-400 full of people from going down after it lost an engine. That hero isn't on social media, so Goodr can't tag him. But if you give him the recognition he deserves in the comments, Goodr'll print them out, sit him down on the lap, and read them aloud to him like it's geriatric story time.