GOODR Mach G Cheesy Flight Attendant Sunglasses G00023-MG-LLB2-RF
Orange you glad you found these Mach G sunglasses?! They're aviator frames. But that doesn't qualify YOU to fly the plane!!! This is Colby, your Cheesy Flight Attendant. Get it? Colby Jack?!?! That was a thinker. Psst! Everybody on staff knows you like to get high. In the air. By booking a plane ticket!!! These sunnies won't slip or bounce while we crash into a mountain. Kidding, kidding! Laugh a little, will ya?!?! Life is short. Really short, considering how drunk the pilot is right now. J/K! J/K! Geez!!!!
• Goodr uses special grip coating to construct their frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating
• Goodr's frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5 (Not tested at hypersonic speed, but...Goodr is pretty sure)
• These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays
• Ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition