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GOODR Artifacts, Not Artifeelings Sunglasses (G00030-PHG-BR1-NR)

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SKU:GOOS-G00030-PHG-BR1-NR ,UPC:

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SKU:
GOOS-G00030-PHG-BR1-NR
UPC:
810075310306
MPN:
G00030-PHG-BR1-NR

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Activity, Gender, Model, Product Type, Color, In Store Pickup,

Additional Info

Activity:
Running
Gender:
Unisex Adults
Model:
Artifacts, Not Artifeelings
Product Type:
Sunglasses
Color:
Brown
In Store Pickup:
Yes

Description

GOODR Artifacts, Not Artifeelings Sunglasses (G00030-PHG-BR1-NR)

Extra, extra! Read all about it! Famed archeologist Notre Latedto Anyonetrademarked excavated an underground temple! And what did she find? A pit of dangerously adorable kittens. (Kittens. Why'd it have to be kittens? She HATES kittens!) Also, she found rare sunglass artifacts known to ancient civilizations as PHGs. You may not like these pedantic frames, but she doesn't care. She wants the GOODR Artifacts, Not Artifeelings Sunglasses. (SAME. Excavators are Goodr's motivators.)

Sunglasses details:

 •  Non-Reflective Lenses
 •  No Slip - Special grip coating to construct the frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating
 •  No Bounce - Goodr's frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout
 •  All Polarized - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays
 •  No Dissertation - No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet